Where did you get a picture of my penis
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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