You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
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Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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