I think I am morally bankrupt
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
My balls are so social today.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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