you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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