Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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