If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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