I have demons in me.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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