How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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