Life is so much better after having sex.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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