at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
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He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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