I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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