I'm really into asian looking animals
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
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Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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it's like heaven, but drunker
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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