need another drink. this is the easiest way
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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