I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
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I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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