So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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