I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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