Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I need to wash the frat house off of me
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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