I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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