Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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