Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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