I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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