Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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