Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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