He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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