Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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