I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
These tits shall not be calmed
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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