I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... ๐ฏ๐๐๐
Do I even want to know?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed Iโm into cosplay. Iโm going with it. Whatโs sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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