You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize