Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
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there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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