im about as happy as oj after his trial
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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