all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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