They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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