but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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