Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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