sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I wish i was in the wii world.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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