Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
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The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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