you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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