He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Can I color on your dick again?
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
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If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
We're too hungover to prance.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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