girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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