I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
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I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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