Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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