So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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