My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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