Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
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Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
did i just pee glitter
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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