Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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