Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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