I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
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MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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