I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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