real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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