Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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